One thing 'they' say one should never do is blog randomly. One should have a
clear agenda and not merely share one's impromptu and intermittent thoughts and
findings, so as to avoid confusing one's readers and arousing the suspicions of
Google, who apparently regard such blogs as potential spam. Well, I say poo to
that, with knobs on. 'They' can take a long walk off a short pier, as dear
Grandmother used to say. (I dare not make public what dear Grandfather ever
said, without causing acute embarassment.)
I, Lady Randomly, hearby
announce my full intention to bring into all our lives a new diversion, being a
blog chock-full of posts covering a wide and hopefully interesting range of
news, views, random thoughts and findings and anything else I see fit to share
with all of you good people. I pray this be at least an amusing diversion for
you and a successful exercise in sharing for myself. Lord Randomly has, on
occasion, remarked upon my ability to 'think out loud' and 'determine to make
myself heard, no matter what.' He has also made rather less flattering remarks
along the lines of 'women who talk too much, yet say too little of consequence.'
I paraphrase, of course; a good port served in too large a quantity has much to
answer for. The current media makes much of 'foul-mouthed youths' and 'failing
standards in education' but, frankly, even the most decent prep schools have, in
my opinion, been in steady decline since the seventies, as my dear husband's
frequent lapses in both common sense and socially acceptable vocabulary can
attest.
Anyway, I digress; I do intend to follow some convention, purely
in the interests of expediency. For instance, from here-on in I shall refer to
my dear spouse as Lord R, as I feel 'Pugdy' is perhaps too personal to be
understood and appreciated by those outside our marriage. I shall also include
what I believe the technogically-minded call 'graphics.' I presume this
maily means photographs... I hope it does!
So I shall leave you for now;
I'm sure we'll all get along like the proverbial 'house on fire'.
Toodle-pip for now, darlings!
Lady
R x
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